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Robin Willims - Golf (full version)

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The funniest clip of his I've ever seen!
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Tark Blarb (1 год назад)
The closed captioning is freaking out lol
Donna Lee Jones (2 месяца назад)
Rachel maddow
Nellie K. Y. L. (3 месяца назад)
"HOOOOLLLLEEEEEE" = music lmaoooo
Kathi McGough (3 месяца назад)
Tark Blarb Turn it off. Press the vertical three dots in the upper right hand corner, then click captions.
Roman Kurylo (6 месяцев назад)
Free bird
Barnesy1301 (7 месяцев назад)
"EIGHT DAYS FUCKING TIME!!!!" At the top of his lungs!
Dick Danger (11 дней назад)
At 1:30 he says "whack away at it with a tire iron" . golf started in 15th century Scotland , tires weren't invented until the late 1800s.
Tharon Schultz (12 дней назад)
The world misses his genius greatly
Joshua Brooks (14 дней назад)
Robin definitely was one of a kind. I just wish he could've gotten control of his demons.
AuzzyP 93 (16 дней назад)
Still one of my favorite stand up jokes and comedians of all time.
Nelson Zhao (17 дней назад)
What a man. As a huge golf lover this is absolute gold!
Christian Johns (19 дней назад)
and the points are backwards
Marco Difruscio (20 дней назад)
RIP Robin
jasobres (21 день назад)
This was the very first full stand-up special I ever watched! It was so exhilarating to watch Robin go wild with every routine and doing a thousand different accents and drop so many f-bombs and s-bombs. Not to mention how sweaty he got throughout the performance!
Bill Morton (25 дней назад)
Pure comedy genius !! This is one of his best !! We all love and miss you !!
Little Stick (25 дней назад)
Robin Williams is a genius hes Brilliant I hate that he died
ironfae (26 дней назад)
Greatest golf routine of all time!!!
DgsTube46 (29 дней назад)
So sad
Barnet Fc (30 дней назад)
Not funny at all will never get the American humour
Mason Kissel (1 месяц назад)
Robin is so funny...but, his filthy language was always over the top !
Hagop Catchatoorian (1 месяц назад)
18 f**king holes
revinevan87 (1 месяц назад)
Turn on the CC when he speaks Scottish
Justin L. (1 месяц назад)
One of the greatest bits of all-time...
Ram Believer (1 месяц назад)
If you want a linguistic adventure, go drink with a Scotsman. Cause you can't understand him before. You land in Scotland, "Dude la in way. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. begin yeah. Fuk yah born la bored. Lick la luck in yeah. Sure. Fook yah. Sure eh? Creeks luck on the floor butt yeah eh. Oh sure. You dumb fookin bastards. You realize i'm here." And then you realize how drunk they get. They wear a skirt, and not care. And all they can invent is a sport like golf, "Here's my idea for fookin sport. I knock a ball in a golfer hole." "Oh you mean like pool?" "Fuk off pool. Not with a straight stick, but with a fuk up stick. I whack uh ball, and goes in a golfer hole." Oh, you mean like croquet? "Fuk croquet. I put the hole hundreds a yards away. Oh fukin yeah. It's great fun eh." Oh, like a bowling thing? "Oh Fuk nooooo! Not thing? I put shit in a way like trees and bushes and high grass, so you can lose your fukin ball. Then go whacking away with giant iron. Whacking away with each time you miss like you are about to have a stroke. Fuk! That's what we'll call it. A stroke. cause Every time you miss, you feel like you going to fukin die. Oh fukin! This going to be brilliant. Straight at the end, I'm going to put a flat piece with a little flag - to give you fukin hope. But then I put a pool and a sand box to fuk with you balls again. I'll be there trashing your ass, jerking away in the sand – ah-ha.” And you do this one time? "Fuk no! 18 fukin times." There you have a sport! The manly sport of golf, where you can dress like a pimp and no one will care. Where even a blind gay man would go, “Oh, dear Christ! Those are loud, this is not carnival! What the fuck are you on?” Even the alligators going, “Ass hole!” And you get in there – It’s such an exciting athletic sport, too: whack the ball, get in the cart, whack the ball, get in the cart. And the commentary’s electrifying. Just aside of curling for really getting me going. “We’re on the third green now. Could people be quieter, I’d like to hear the grass grow.” I want the guy who does Mexican soccer to do golf one time. “The ball is rolling, the ball is going to the… Hoooooooooooooooooooole! Oh lay!” Just to see all those ol Washington motherfuckers go: “Oh, dear Christ! My God, they’re not gardening, they’re playing now, oh, shit!” What the hell we gonna do?” Because that was their last domain of dominance. It was their area. They were the king, up until Tiger! Yes! Son of a black man and a Thai woman; not even a German geneticist could’ve thought than one up! Black athletic ability, Buddhist concentration; Chi-Thai. ki-toi. bu-toi. Crouching putter. And then he goes to the British Open, and he plays at St. Andrews, where they fucking invented the sport. And after the 4th round, he’s 18 under par, and there’s only 18 fucking holes. And all the old men going, “Oh, my God, we’re doomed! How did he learn to play? We wouldn’t have let him join. Dear god.” And they start having nightmares of golf carts going: [Beat Box Bass] Yo, yo, yo, I’m playing through Whether you’re gentile or a Jew Purple Beats, motherfucker!
ch ma (1 месяц назад)
SMT Artshow (1 месяц назад)
I’m crying, Both because I’m laughing from the stand up but also cuz I miss Robin so much 🤧
Itsalgud1 (1 месяц назад)
Best description of golf ever!😂😂😂
Steven L (1 месяц назад)
I wish I was dead to
Steven L (1 месяц назад)
Wish I was dead to.
FelisTerras (2 месяца назад)
Godbless, Robin, and Godspeed. You left too early, but have given us more than we could have ever wished or hoped for. Also...I'm working on a Golf Course, sad to tell. And you were so 100% right
Dopesmoker42020 (2 месяца назад)
Robin Willims R.I.P
Flarbargason (2 месяца назад)
Sigh... the candle that burns twice as bright burns out twice as fast...
Dusters s (2 месяца назад)
The spike Milliganimal said golf was a walk ruined. https://youtu.be/aSdO-0tf_ek
Deathcall 760 (2 месяца назад)
😂😂😂 I'm pissin myslef of laughter 😂😂😂😂
zatchfan202 (2 месяца назад)
*OH DEAR CHRIST* Those are loud! This is not carnival What the fuck are you on!
Brant Geeves (2 месяца назад)
No doubt in my mind he is doing Billy Connolly here
Color Cuber (2 месяца назад)
Suraj Opinion is Never Better (2 месяца назад)
a great actor, but his stand up comedy isn't very funny
George Vreeland Hill (2 месяца назад)
God ... please bring back Robin Williams.
EddieRay VanLynch (2 месяца назад)
Corey Messick (2 месяца назад)
Vulgarity is no substitute for wit...
The Memes of Destruction (3 месяца назад)
I miss Robin Williams :(
WarpRasengan (3 месяца назад)
Greeny sent me here
atx0025 (3 месяца назад)
Rest In Peace. One of the greatest comedians of all time and hands down a top 5 scene of all time for comedy.
Daniel Landry (3 месяца назад)
Between Robin and rodney
Richard Bowman (3 месяца назад)
Robin you are so missed there never will be another like you
Susan Hudson (3 месяца назад)
This man was a genius. We were blessed to have had him in our time.
Adam Bestler (3 месяца назад)
Yo yo yo, I'm playin' through, whether you're a gentile of a Jew! Pebble Beach, mother-
duanmcinnes (3 месяца назад)
Robin at his best clarity
Most Deadest Pool of em All. (3 месяца назад)
Robin Williams also made a hole on one. his club was a rope.
last name ford (3 месяца назад)
Iggy Moyano Jr (3 месяца назад)
Thank you ! Lord for YOUR blessings in the form of Mr. Rubin Williams . True. Hummer & Life . bless him father , please .
John Eyer (3 месяца назад)
Robin Williams still a legend.... gone but never forgotten...R.I.P
Corey Messick (4 месяца назад)
Vulgarity is no substitute for wit.
Myra Beth Little (4 месяца назад)
The only other comedian that's ALMOST as good in Dave Chappelle and Ron white but this is the ONLY bit/s that make me ROFL. I wonder if he has cocaine in the water bottles cuz you come down after 10 Mins and chase it forever
Martin Taylor (4 месяца назад)
I'm from Glasgow born and bred and without a doubt this is my favourite Robin Williams skit.He gets it.. we're all nuts to people brought up on English... he understood:Scottish is The first derivative of English.If you think that's tricky... try Gaelic...... "fuck no, we put shit in the way"man was a genius of comedy.. Rest in Peace Robin, you lit up lives:Thankyou Captain.
Dominic Deluca (4 месяца назад)
i wonder who he stole this from. you guys know he was a joke thief, yeah?
Jesus Christ (4 месяца назад)
Bill Huber (4 месяца назад)
Tried golf for 1 yr. Took 5 YRS off my life . WOW !!! 😂😂😂😂
setheurovision94 (5 месяцев назад)
Was Robin speaking actual English during the Scottish parts? If so, I'd like to know what on earth that was lol
niceguy217 (5 месяцев назад)
Nobody could explain things like Robin Williams...nobody!
Keith Purdue (5 месяцев назад)
When addiction meets creativity. Like a volcano that will erupt until the pressure is gone. Robin, a Genius. Addiction, fissures and lava flow. Piss-poor analogy, but accurate. He created an unmatched style, regardless of his human problems.
TheNESviking (5 месяцев назад)
fuck noo! 18 fuckin times!!
Chee Kiat Teo (5 месяцев назад)
Seen this years ago but still cracks me up! What a legend.
Dan Peter Barlag (5 месяцев назад)
Caleb Collier (5 месяцев назад)
1:20 1:06 1:03
Gregory Clay (5 месяцев назад)
swearing turned me off i like the guy though
LeonBelmont (5 месяцев назад)
This shit is so fucking funny im dying 😂
83BallroomBlitz (5 месяцев назад)
Jared Lowey (5 месяцев назад)
Who knew this beloved comedian would take this own life?
Vange 9435 (5 месяцев назад)
Pure Comedy Genius R.i.P. Robin Williams truly one of a kind.
Minnesota Nice (6 месяцев назад)
H L (6 месяцев назад)
Such talented comedian, and sadly missed. Thank you for being such a great performer, who brings so many laughter to this pathetic world.
Christopher Edmans (6 месяцев назад)
Truly a comic genius. R.I.P. Robin Williams
Funky Monk (6 месяцев назад)
One of the greatest comedians ever, RIP Robin, I know how you felt...
Shin Malphur (6 месяцев назад)
How can Americans not understand Scottish?! They get more understandable as they get drunk
Stephen Garvin (6 месяцев назад)
a chair is where you sit
US Windows & Bath Planet (6 месяцев назад)
how many water bottles did he drink
Juggernaut (7 месяцев назад)
Impossible not to laugh even if you've seen it 50 times.
Christoffer Halfvards (7 месяцев назад)
Damn i miss him alot! Genius
SaberTag (7 месяцев назад)
Correction: Here is the origin of golf: Dude 1: *sloshed* Hey...dude...imma take this ball...and this stick....And I'm gonna hit the ball through some chunk's window. Dude 2: *also sloshed* Dude....Do it.
BlazeLionheart (7 месяцев назад)
"Oh and you do this one time?" "Fuck NO! 18 fucking times!!"
conall carpenter (7 месяцев назад)
Fuck bowling
Bryan Hilton (7 месяцев назад)
Best piece of stand up. Ever.
Your Host Edge (7 месяцев назад)
Syphax Søren (7 месяцев назад)
The number of water bottles on that table is impressive
Tala Arezoumand (7 месяцев назад)
4:42 did robin Williams actually create dabbing??
Fucking Weirdo (7 месяцев назад)
Julia Nastasi (8 месяцев назад)
This has to be one of my FAVOURITE AND HILARIOUS VIDEOS EVER!!!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Eric Vega (8 месяцев назад)
i wonder what he did he couldn't forgive himself he finally admited death is your only punishement,,,its the only thing i can think of,,he was rich he had a family he had rich friends he had a rich life,,to throw that away,,it had to be an unimaginable amount of guilt in his heart...death was the only way...
Matt Simon (8 месяцев назад)
love it
ninja viking otaku (8 месяцев назад)
This...this is why Robin Williams will always be my favorite comedian. Requeasta em pachi you beautiful bastard
gokoloko27 (8 месяцев назад)
*Robin WilliAms
Seminole51 (8 месяцев назад)
The day this routine becomes unfunny, just end me... God he is missed.
John Rodriguez (8 месяцев назад)
The comedian I’ve tangibly laughed the hardest at, such a loss of a brilliant mind, RIP
MTheChequeGuy (8 месяцев назад)
Ronald Raygun (8 месяцев назад)
so much coke
Anthony Sodano (8 месяцев назад)
Such a shame loved him
Paul Zammataro (8 месяцев назад)
Everyone should watch George Carlin's routine about golf after watching this one. Lmao to both of them.
Cody Bayer (8 месяцев назад)
omfg this si so funny, i cant even
Lacy Swallows (8 месяцев назад)
loved him, this suks
Jeremiah Taylor (8 месяцев назад)
Fukin hilariousness
Jeremiah Taylor (8 месяцев назад)
Brought here by The Chew after Michael Simon mentioned lol
Amy McLean - Author and Movie Reviewer (9 месяцев назад)
I'm Scottish, and I love Robin Williams...this is by default my favourite thing on the internet! <3
Michael Murphy (9 месяцев назад)
The candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long.

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