Inspired by BuzzFeed's "Guys Answer the Questions All Girls Want to Know," Daniel answers questions from women in the Tosh.0 audience.
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Why guys don't want to get married?
*) Marriage is SLAVERY.
*) More than 90% of marriages end in Divorce and were initiated by women.
*) Divorce Courts (which are Pro-Female and Anti-male) screw the husbands over giving almost everything including the house to the woman leaving the man broke and homeless.
*) Divorce Courts give custody of child/children to the ex-wife.
*) Alimony to be paid to ex-wife
*) Child Support has to be paid and the child/children may not be his.
*) Man having to pay for ex-wife's College/University studies.
*) Man having to pay for mortgage on a house his ex-wife is living in.
*) Protection Order against the man being anywhere near his child/children and house.
*) The man has to pay the Lawyer Fees to the Divorce Lawyer who represented the woman.
Why are guys obsessed with anal?
*) Because her vagina is all used up by her previous guys so her butthole is likely to be tighter.
*) Her butthole is cleaner than her vagina.
*) Her butthole is not smelly like her vagina.
Question: "What makes a girl good in bed?"
*) Her having a tight vagina makes her good in bed.
*) Her giving blowjobs makes her good in bed.
*) Her not being a bitch/prude makes her good in bed.
*) Her not having a smelly/stinky vagina makes her good in bed.
He's not very funny on tv but his standup is hilarious. Think of him as the American version of Jimmy Car. I think he's one of his idols. He would be very appreciated in Mexico, if he spoke the same language, their comedy is identical.
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